GENERAL INFORMATION ABOUT ME

MY INTERESTS

I enjoy a wide variety of media/hobbies, in which I display with pride. Some of the things I currently enjoy include:

• Music!!!! Some of my favorite bands are: Marilyn Manson, Motionless In White, Black Veil Brides, Alesana, Falling In Reverse, Asking Alexandria, Vampires Everywhere, Snow White's Poison Bite, Powerman 5000, and Lovehatehero
• Diptera (flies): Psychodidae, Cryptochetidae, Ceratopogonidae, Biblo Marci
• I LOVE VIDEO GAMES!!! Like Bubble Shooter, The Forest, Bully, Goat simulator, etc...
• Consuming Monster Energy
• Shopping
• Cardio
• Making waffles
• Writing
• Coding

MY CONVICTIONS

I am a very opinionated person, however that does NOT mean I have a closed mind. A quote that always sticks in my mind is "Open your mind before your mouth" - Chris Motionless". I was genuinely considering making that my yearbook quote. Yet I did not persue that in replacement for "Don't pick the scabs, or you will never heal - Marilyn Manson"
It is obvious that I am prone to inadvertantly digress. To which I sincerely apologize for... Nontheless, I cannot guarantee an end to my inconsistency.

BACK TO THE CENTRAL TOPIC: MY BELIEFS:

Here is a list of my totally relevant beliefs

• I am currently an incapacitated worm, soon to develop into a powerful fly that beholds knowledge beyond all conceivable morality.
• Anarchy is good
• I am nihilistic
• Pineapple on pizza is great
• The Original Monster Energy variant is the best
• There's more to life than a 9-5 job
• There is no true God
• For you are your own God

I have absolutely no clue why I am sharing this information, but I hope that this entertains you

THINGS I'M SKILLED AT

Believe it or not, I am actually capable of providing satisfactory work in various different subjects. Most notably, I spent days upon days coding this super cool website.
I will now proceed to name my valuable qualities

• I have an extensive knowledge of diptera (flies)
• I am extremely passionate about the things I enjoy
• I'm very firm with my belief while simultaneously keeping an open mind
• I possess an amazing initiative
• I can chug an entire can of Monster Energy in 6 seconds
• I'm very wise with money (I only spend what I need)
• I'm great at scheduling things
• I acknowledge my imperfections and work towards resolving them

Although I may come off as a condescending narcissist, I am not! My flaws remain ubiquitous, soon to be resolved.

MY NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Over my 13 years of existing, I have engaged in various different events that have granted me the pride to behold plenty of awards and accomplishments. I will now present some of them:

• Art Award (2023) - For being creative and artistically intelligent
• Intelligence Award (2023) - For being the smartest student at school in 2023
• Profiting $55 dollars at my school gala - I made a tip jar
• Overcoming the fear of public speaking - Dissociation and nihilism
• Junior prefix at school (2019) - For being a good person
• Not to flex, but I've consistantly been awarded at prizegiving for 4+ years
• Sucessfully won the 2023 Lions club Dare To Dream poster regional award (2023)
• First Place for the ABOD award (2023)
• I got a cool reference letter to get into high school
• 110+ day streak on my arabic duolingo lessons

MY RANKING OF MONSTER ENERGY FLAVORS

• Original / no sugar / absolutely zero / import
• Ultra black
• Ultra violet
• Mixxd punch
• Ultra strawberry dreams
• Ultra peachy keen
• Pipeline punch
• Ultra paradise
• Ultra fiesta
• Ultra rosa
• Mango loco
• Ultra blue
• Papillon
• Super dry nitro
• Ultra watermelon
• The doctor
• Assault
• Ultra gold
• Zero ultra
• Ripper
• Mean bean
• Loca moca

WHY BLACK COFFEE IS EPIC

I LOVE BLACK COFFEE!!! IT IS SO TOTALLY AWESOME! BUT FOR SOME REASON, CAFES NEVER MAKE IT TASTY. SO I'VE DECIDED TO SHARE MY TOTALLY SPECTACULAR RECIPE FOR THE BEST BLACK COFFEE EVER!

• STEP ONE- GRAB YOUR FAVORITE MUG
• STEP TWO- SCOOP 3 HEAPED TEASPOONS OF MOCCONA NUMBER 5 INSTANT COFFEE
• STEP THREE- POUR HALF A CUP OF BOILING WATER INTO THE MUG
• STEP FOUR- FILL THE REST OF THE MUG WITH COOL WATER
• STEP FIVE- ENJOY!

I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, THE BITTERNESS IS GREAT FOR PUTTING YOURSELF INTO A SOMBER, BROODING MOOD. THEN, THE CAFFIENE COMES IN AND KICKS YOU IN THE ASS, WAKING YOU UP, PREPARED FOR THE DAY!!

PUMPKIN SOUP RECIPE

Pumpkin soup is like, literally my favorite food (asides from school lunch mac and cheese) so i wanted to share my recipe for the best PUUMPKIN SOOOOUP that youll eber have! just toss these ingredients into a giant pot mid-day, let it simmer umtil dinner time, and then blend it!

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LIST OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

I've been meaning to make this section for years now, however, out of sleuth (i confess), i have not created it... UNTIL NOW, HERE IT IS!

Favorite foods...

• pumpkin soup
• fried egg whites
• macaroni and CHEESE
• warheads
• indi's chocolate chip cookies (im still waiting for her recipe)
• anzac biscuits
• 4kcal lychee jelly

Favorite movies...

• the fly (1986)
• american psycho
• monster high: why do ghouls fall in love?
• elvira, mistress of the dark
• american satan

Favorite video games

• animal crossing
• the forest
• bubble shooter
• bully (canis canem edit)
• medievil

Favorite albums

• Black Veil Brides - Set The World On Fire
• Motionless In White - Infamous
• William Control - Silentium Amoris
• Alesana - On Frail Wings Of Vanity And Wax
• Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
• Asking Alexandria - Stand Up and Scream